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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (803)2/13/2006 8:40:54 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1755
 
I got it! OJ: Cool Things About Having A Beer Belly:
* You're less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.

* It doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.

* It's a great way to meet cute female cardiologists.

* Extra gravity makes it that much less likely you'll ever be thrown free of the earth into deep space.

* Your bellybutton can store up to eight quarters for the parking meter.