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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (1013)	3/5/2006 9:32:02 AM
From: Lady Lurksalot	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon. Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Specificity Cogito ergo sum British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate. Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? Oh, I just couldn't--no one wants to hear me sing!

To: Jagfan who wrote (1013)	3/7/2006 7:43:28 AM
From: George Coyne	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1755

A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then Hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f----ing lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replied, "Well, you know, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead." To this day, his grave marker stands next to that tee box.