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To: Proud_Infidel who wrote (35796)	5/12/2006 10:21:15 AM
From: Oral Roberts	Respond to of 62548

I'm not sure but I suspect there might be some alcohol or drugs involved in this story. I doubt anybody can be that stupid straight. A drunk man staggers into a Church and sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs a few times to attract his attention, but the man still says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking man, there's no paper on this side either."

To: Proud_Infidel who wrote (35796)	5/12/2006 10:46:06 PM
From: EddieMacG	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

Reminds me of the article in this weeks local paper! This guy is a candidate for the Darwinian Award ! Seems he drove his SUV into a neighborhood where he thought he could buy some marijuana. He approaches this bruiser of a guy who says he can get it for the dummy , but <g> needs transportation to go get the marijuana. The dummy gives him the keys to his SUV <g>. !!! After waiting 2 hours for the bruiser to return, the dummy apparently conceded he had been HAD ! He reported it to the police (and I suppose was then charged with an attempt to buy a banned substance!). They, the police and the dummy, are still looking for the SUV to show up. They do have the license plate number <g> which was reported in the newspaper article !!