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To: Jay Bilotta who wrote (3845)	11/9/1997 12:19:00 PM
From: Chartgod	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Good one Jay!! Hard to top this, but if I get time, I'll throw mine up later today.. :->

To: Jay Bilotta who wrote (3845)	11/12/1997 12:10:00 PM
From: SJS	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", said the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will see the gorilla, become very vicious, and try to bite the gorilla's private parts off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and this will allow you to put the handcuffs on him." It always works. The man asks, "Great. So......What do I do with the shotgun?" The service guy replies, "If I happen to fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."