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To: Chartgod who wrote (3849)	11/9/1997 9:58:00 PM
From: codydog	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Another day, little Johnny's teacher asks the class, "There's five birds sitting on the fence. If I throw a rock and hit two birds, how many are left?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "There would be no birds left because the other three birds would fly away." The teacher replies, "That's not the answer that I was looking for but I like the way you think." Than little Johnny asks, "I have a question for you Miss Crawford. Three ladies are sitting on the bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking the ice cream cone, second is biting the ice cream cone, and the third is sucking on the ice cream cone. Which one of of the ladies are married?" The puzzled teacher answers, "The one sucking on the ice cream cone?" Little Johhny replies, "She's the one wearing the wedding ring but I like the way you think."