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To: Ian@SI who wrote (44692)	5/24/2011 9:45:15 AM
From: Stephen O	11 Recommendations Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62584

Screams...... The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Voila! Sacre Bleu! Phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."