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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Stephen O who wrote (44693)	5/24/2011 10:00:24 AM
From: Stephen O	5 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62581

Scottish compassion!.... A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a warm hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a warm, moist kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."