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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: The Rabbit who wrote (44696)	5/24/2011 8:35:24 PM
From: long-gone	Respond to of 62581

As I haven't picked up any decent jokes of late, another of my published & well received works: Getting along with your woman? We all know the drill. Your lady pitches a bitch because you “smell bad” after a night of cigars, beer, and poker with your buddies. Try this. Flavor your last stogie of the night with: Week 1. Pine Sol cleaner. Week 2. Lemon Pledge furniture polish Week 3. Vinegar from a jar of jalapeno peppers Week 4. Garlic oil and rubbed fresh basil leafs Week 5. Cheap perfume & Summers Eve douche Week 6. Sun tan lotion (works best if you have also gone to a tanning booth) Week 7. Water from a can of tuna Week 8. Kids liquid pain relief – bubble gum flavored Week 9. Baby oil & talcum powder Week 10. Embalming fluid If she hasn’t left or divorced you because of perceived perversions & you haven’t become perverted (or dead) from these additives. You’re home free. copyright Richard Harmon