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To: S K who wrote (3910)	11/20/1997 6:01:00 PM
From: S K	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62558

A man enters a bar with his pet monkey. The man orders a drink and he lets the monkey run around the bar. First the monkey grabs some lives and eats them and then he eats some limes. Then the monkey jumps on the pool table and puts the cue ball in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screamed, "Your monkey just swallowed the cue ball whole!" The man said, "That doesn't surprise me. The little jerk will eat anything. I'll pay for the cue ball and all the other stuff." The man finishes his drink, pays for everything, and leaves. Two weeks later the man's back in the bar with his monkey. While the man is having a drink the monkey finds a maraschino cherry, >> >sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender, disgusted, says to the man "Did you see that?" " No what?" said the man. "Your monkey just stuck a cherry in his butt, then took it out and ate it!" "Yeah", says the man. "Ever since he ate the cue ball, now he measures everything before he eats it.

To: S K who wrote (3910)	11/23/1997 8:32:00 PM
From: Michael C. Woodward	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

I love this one. When I get pissed sometimes I use different variations of shit as in horse, dog, etc. So my straight wife always says why do you say that. When you say horse shit, how is that different than when you say bull shit or dog shit? Why not say cow shit? So I said thank you very much and have added cow shit to my enormous vocabulary. I printed out your Jack Schitt thing and gave it to her on her birthday, yesterday. Keep them coming.