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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Oblivious who wrote (45457)	10/16/2011 3:04:47 PM
From: Mad2	8 Recommendations Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62586

> > OH HECK!! ... Let's Offend Everybody! > > > > Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? > > A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. > > > > Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > > A. A different bar. > > > > Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? > > A. Sum Ting Wong . > > > > Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the > > other? > > A. A speech impediment. > > > > Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ? > > A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. > > > > Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on > > Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > > A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > > > Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > > A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. > > > > > > Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? > > A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' > > > > Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern > > fairytale??? > > A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' > > A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.' > > > > Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? > > A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the > > United States