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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: David Dyche who wrote (4170)	12/17/1997 10:09:00 AM
From: Daniel	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

David, As a Southerner, I am deeply offended at your suggestion that we never trim our sideburns. Oh, wait... I just remembered, I'm not a southerner, I'm a Texan. Never mind. ................... A country boy was walking down the road, carrying a sack. He met a friend along the way. Friend says, "whatcha got in the sack?". He says, "chickens". Friend says, "if I can guess how many, will you give me one?" He says, "hell, I'll give you both of them". Friend says, "Five?"