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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SJS who wrote (4180)	12/18/1997 10:33:00 PM
From: Michael C. Woodward	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Love this one, will pass this on to some of my Irish friends.

To: SJS who wrote (4180)	2/9/1998 11:51:00 PM
From: Buckey	Respond to of 62558

To Irish Catholics - I am replying to a month old post - no doubt this joke has been posted before but I just found this Thread and 5000 jokes is too many to climb through; A young Catholic priest, Father Clancy, has just received his first posting in a remote parish in eastern Canada after finishing his seminary studies. He was very fortunate to be placed under the tutalage of the seasoned Father O'Reilly. Father O'Reilly of course took full advantage of his new intern by scooting out to play golf on Saturdays and Sundays whenever possible. He simply left his young priest with simple instructions such a list of penance for all sins for confessional. The young Father Clancy had little trouble with dishing out the traditinal 5 our fathers and 3 hail marys for the coveting the neighbors wife and the 2 our fathers and 3 hail mary's for swearing. It was only when young sheliegh confided to him in the confessional that she had performed oral sex on her boyfriend. Well young Clancy certainly felt uncomfortable being only 23 years old himself and supposedly taken a vow of chastity,looked the list up and down finding no sin or penance. In a panic young Father Clancy ran out of his confessional booth and located an alter boy and asked him quickly " Adam, Adam, tell me young man, what does Father O'Reilly normally give for a blow job? Young adam looked up and calmly replied: >>>>>Normally a pepsi and a bag of chips<<<< I actually told this joke to catholic priest while playing golf with him. He had heard it.