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To: unclewest who wrote (55891)3/9/2017 4:37:48 PM
From: Stock Puppy3 Recommendations

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unclewest

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Golf is a 4 letter word !
Damn.

And some people laugh because I do Pilates.

Friend, saying in a doofy voice: "that's an exercise for pregnant women, right?"

Yes, Pilates is the reason why when there is danger, they can lift cars
You should see a pregnant woman when the adrenaline kicks in after lifting the car.
(The adrenaline is the reason that she can throw the car at you for saying ... oh that's not nice, I'll stop now)

In any event:

Okay, now the following.

The following

is

very likely

to trigger

snowflakes.

So, if you are one,

please click "next".

My gosh, I was talking about him in my office recently, in very nice terms, and you should have heard the commotion when I called him "Bruce". I do not like him, not because of what he "did" to himself, but because he is so fake and how he has affected others.

In any event, here goes:



Funny joke, but not accurate.

There are still nuts, and even with vitamins, it is arguable that it is a healthy choice.

Hey - a puddle of water - I did warn people, no?



To: unclewest who wrote (55891)3/9/2017 10:13:02 PM
From: FJB11 Recommendations

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To: unclewest who wrote (55891)3/16/2017 4:22:31 PM
From: TideGlider1 Recommendation

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Ole slipped into the house, put his hands over Lena's eyes, and asked, "Do you love me, Lena?" "Of course I do," she said, "more than life itself." Ole uncovered her eyes and said, "Really, after all these years?" Lena looked around and said, "Oh, it's YOU."



To: unclewest who wrote (55891)3/16/2017 4:23:26 PM
From: TideGlider6 Recommendations

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man and his dog went to the movies. All through the movie the dog was laughing. After the movie, a woman came up to the man and said, "I can't believe your dog was laughing during the movie," and the man replied, "I can't either — he hated the book!"