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To: unclewest who wrote (55896)	3/10/2017 4:41:22 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	3 Recommendations Recommended By Stock Puppy TechKim TideGlider Respond to of 62558

I knew a guy who operated a business on the ski slopes in the winter, he sold and rented those special slalom type skis... I asked him how his business was doing, he told me his business is going downhill fast... GZ

To: unclewest who wrote (55896)	3/10/2017 7:54:45 AM
From: Stock Puppy	3 Recommendations Recommended By Stan TechKim Woody_Nickels Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

Whew! Another day passed and, I didn't need algebra or trigonometry once. I see that you're not a calculating kind of guy. However, I have to do trigonometry all the time. You see, I'm a tan gent. My colleague at work is an Arab. His name is Al Gebra. There's another guy I work with - not very good. In school he failed every subject except calculus. I asked him how he managed that. He explained that he never took calculus. (symbols crash!) I went to a farm once. The farmer let me put all the sheep back into the pen all by myself. When I finished Itold him that all 40 sheep were accounted for. He said, "How did you do that? I only have 37 sheep!" I told him that I rounded them up.