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To: John Messbauer who wrote (4343)	1/11/1998 8:40:00 PM
From: Steve LaRiviere	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Ok, here's my attempt; Three couples wanted to join a new church, so the priest brought them into his office to explain the procedure. "I am happy to welcome you our church, but before you are part of our parish you must prove your devotion to God by not having sex for one week." The husband of the first couple stood up. "We've been married over 50 years, so it's not like we were going to have sex anyway. It should be no problem at all." The husband of the second couple stood up. We've been married over 10 years and we like to have sex at least once a week, but this is only a small price to pay to prove our devotion to God. We'll do it." The husband of the third couple stood up. "We've been married only 3 weeks. We're newlyweds!!! You expect us not to have sex for a whole week?!? The priest replied, "Yes, that is the only way you can prove your devotion." "Well," the man answered, "we'll do our best." A week passes by, and the three couples meet in the priest's office. The first husband stands up. "Well, like I said, we've been married over 50 years, we didn't even notice we didn't have sex." "Welcome to our church!" replied the priest. The second husband stands up. "Well, I have to tell you it was hard, especially last night. You see Saturday is our, err, special night. But we kept our promise." "Welcome to our church!" replied the priest. The third husband stands up. "Well you see it's like this," he started quietly, "we were doing so well until this morning. We were having breakfast and my wife dropped her napkin off the table, and when she bent over to pick it up, I saw her beautiful ass and I went crazy! I pulled her skirt up and took her right there over the breakfast dishes! We then made love like two animals!" "I see," interrupted the priest, "I understand how strong passion can be, but I suppose you realize I can't allow you two into our church." "We understand," said the husband, "they won't let us back into the diner either!"