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To: Heywood40 who wrote (355)	4/5/2018 9:21:41 AM
From: Vendit™	5 Recommendations Recommended By GROUND ZERO™ Honey_Bee Mad2 Pogeu Mahone TechKim Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13762

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic. "What's logic?" asked Bubba. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?" "I sure do," answered the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," the redneck responded in awe. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZING!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinating thing I ever heard of! I can't wait to take this here logic class." Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter was waiting. "So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks. "Math, history and logic," replies Bubba. Cooter asks, "What's logic?" "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?" "No." "You're queer, ain't ya?"

To: Heywood40 who wrote (355)	4/5/2018 10:11:47 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	11 Recommendations Recommended By AdvocatusDiaboli D.Austin Honey_Bee isopatch locogringo and 6 more members Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13762

A cowboy, an American Indian, and a moslum were sitting on a fence... The Indian said, "Once we were many and now we are few." The moslum replied, "Once we were few and now we are many." The cowboy then removed the chewing straw from his mouth and said, "That's because we ain't played cowboys and moslums, yet." GZ

To: Heywood40 who wrote (355)	4/7/2018 4:26:54 PM
From: Mad2	5 Recommendations Recommended By GROUND ZERO™ sixty2nds TechKim toccodolce Vendit™ Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13762

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht; the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it." The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat. The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope. But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CBC, CTV and CNN reported: "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!”