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To: PAL who wrote (4443)	1/22/1998 12:56:00 AM
From: codydog	Respond to of 62549

Three Nuns dies in a car accident. They're at the Peraly Gates. As the first Nun walks up to get into Heaven, a voice says, "Before you may enter, who was the first man on earth?" The Nun says, "Why, that's Adam." CRASH! The lighting strikes and the Gate opens up. The second Nun walks up the the Gate and the voice says, "Who was the first woman on earth?" The Nun says, "That's Eve." CRASH! The lighting strikes and the Gate opens up. The third Nun walks up and the voice says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Puzzled, the Nun tilts her head and blurts out, "Boy, that's a hard one." CRASH! The lighting strikes and the Gate opens up.

To: PAL who wrote (4443)	1/22/1998 2:05:00 PM
From: S K	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> > Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. > > Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day. > > Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. > > On a Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push" > > On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. > > Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. > > Scientist's Door: Gone Fission > > Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff. > > Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels. > > Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs. > > Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition > > Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive." > > Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your > feet - miss a car payment. > > Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming. > > Hotel: "Help!" We need inn - experienced people. > > Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you. > > Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? > > Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and > the 2nd one just left. > > Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! > > > The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. > > Beauty Shop: Dye now! > > Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. > > Computer Store: Out for a quick byte > > Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. > > Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. > > Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. > Socks can eat any place they want. > > Music Library: Bach in a minuet. > > Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.