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To: ken whited who wrote (4610)	2/6/1998 12:06:00 PM
From: Khaled Rafih	Respond to of 62549

Turning Lurk Mode off.. I really enjoyed the "interesting short story." I know that it wasn't strictly a joke, and I almost didn't read it because of that, but I am glad that I did. Khaled.

To: ken whited who wrote (4610)	2/6/1998 5:24:00 PM
From: ken whited	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

She Was Soooooooo Blonde.... - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it - she thought a quarterback was a refund - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics" - she tried to drown a fish - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK" - if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius" - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless - she studied for a blood test - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train - she sold the car for gas money - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got16 friends - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead