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To: Peach who wrote (2185)2/8/1998 1:54:00 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Respond to of 4295
 
Do you think there is a snowball's chance that some of the interns might be ambitious eager-to-please young men?

No.

- Jeff



To: Peach who wrote (2185)2/8/1998 11:05:00 AM
From: Janice Shell  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4295
 
Norma, I couldn't agree with you more. Guys can be so insensitive about this stuff. I propose that fully half the interns be male. And cute.



To: Peach who wrote (2185)2/9/1998 12:47:00 AM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4295
 
All: Re: New FBN marketing campaign ...

After several hours of hard work, I've come up with the following ideas for stealing the Y2K market. What ... you don't believe I was working? Well, OK ... it came to me in a dream. Is that better?

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FBN-Fix2000 !!!!

- No hardware requirements
- No software requirements
- No onsite consultants
- No offshore consultants
- Fully automated

Can this be true? Yes!!!

You can be the software hero of the millennium! Solve the Year 2000 problem for your company! We at FBN can show you how to rid your company of the Year 2000 nemesis.

Easy payment plan! 366 equal payments of just $19.95 will keep you on track to rid your company of the Year 2000 problem.

Discover our secret solution! Be the first in your industry sector to share in this unbelievable Year 2000 fix.

Call or write today. [Insert typical web page stuff & 800 number here]

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What do you think, gang? Pretty good, huh? We'll have hundreds of contracts signed by March first.

We won't even tell them what the fix is until AFTER we have their commitment for those 366 equal payments of $19.95.

What's our fix for the Year 2000 problem? Simple! Don't do anything at all! After those 366 equal payments, it'll be a 2001 problem!

Yeah, baby! Nobody has a solution like FBN's.

FBN ... where our customers have absolutely NOTHING to worry about.

TED