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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Grainne who wrote (6981)	2/15/1998 2:57:00 PM
From: Zoltan!	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

Hi Christine! The Clinton conspiracy against the truth had a really bad morning today on the Sunday talk shows. In a lighter vein, Cokie Roberts displayed her own wit when recounting some recent verbal faux pas by the dynamic duo when welcoming the new Surgeon General. AlGore referred to the new SG are "Hatcher"., whereupon Clinton corrected Al and introduced him as "Thatcher". Laughing, Cokie explained that the man Clinton and Gore fought so hard for during the past year was actually named Satcher! Ms. Roberts then cracked that for Clinton, "at least it was an honest mistake! Sam Donaldson was then heard thinking .... .... well Cokie, what you're actually saying is that if it's Clinton and it's honest then it has gotta be a mistake!

To: Grainne who wrote (6981)	2/15/1998 4:40:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 20981

Powerful Mister Chicken obtained a copy of the obscure store of the ground writings known under the name of " tasty male feasts " and made a discovery bizarre startling. The person that you know because the grace of Christine is in fact a male of your species known under the name of Chris. Chris appeared in the store of ground writings prurient in a series of extremely insipid photographs which show it that attired as a woman with excessive hair of body and a very small body reproductive male what seems completely useless and shriveled. The accompaniment of Mr. Grace is a certain known human being defamed only in the article like Duncan. Invincible Mr. Chicken wants to entirely include/understand the significance of the aspect in the feeling reluctant rag. It wishes to know Mr. Chris can take colossal German sausage inserted in its body without expressing any visible pain. Also wishes of Mr. Chicken to entirely reproduce how Mr. Duncan It wishes to know Mr. Chris can take colossal German sausage inserted in its body without expressing any visible pain. Also wishes of Mr. Chicken to entirely reproduce how M. Duncan can appear in public in the ordinary garb while showing the body of such an enormous perimeter and length. Also I wonder what is the goal of the devices made of plastic, the also large pain reproducing instruments and of the cigarette-lighters. Mr. Mighty Chicken would like to invite the person known under the name of Chris to the thanks to the secret registered offices of Chickletori to discuss these things on an individual basis and to enquire themselves if Mr. Grace showing the puny meat device would be interested by a dramatization of his superb and enthralling talents with Mr. celebrates Chicken. advanced accompanied regarding

To: Grainne who wrote (6981)	2/16/1998 1:45:00 PM
From: WalleyB	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

Hi Christine, A friend of mine in the Army who hold the rank of Lt Col in the office of procurement received an Email about the guy who bolted on the jatto rocket. That was as funny as the one about the lady holding in her brains. Up until Holly posted a link to a source of Urban myths I was sure they were true. Now I am not so sure. My friend thought the Jatto rocket was true and conveyed the notion that someone in the military penned the story. It's a funny one in any case, Glad you liked them. Now, somehow I have even more trouble believing (than the above is true) that you would be as prone to doing what the lady did with the cookie dough. Your writing alone contradicts any possibility of that. jh