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To: Teddy who wrote (4705)	2/18/1998 2:53:00 PM
From: S K	Respond to of 62549

>What a woman says: >-=-=-=-= >This place is a mess! C'mon, >You and I need to clean up, >Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! > >What a man hears: >-=-=-=-= >blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON >YOU AND I blah, blah, blah >blah, blah ON THE FLOOR >blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah >blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

To: Teddy who wrote (4705)	2/19/1998 1:08:00 AM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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