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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Scott Taylor who wrote (4730)	2/22/1998 2:41:00 AM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with her. The second old lady decides to try this approach so that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom,takes one look and says "For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in,you're starting to look like an asshole ! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Two guys drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant. "How do we enter?" asked the men. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, and if you guess right, you win free sex." "O.K., I guess 7," said one of the guys. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. The next week, the two same guys returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the one fellow asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex." "2," said the customer. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the car, the one downtrodden fellow said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged." "No way" insisted the other. "My wife won twice last week."