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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Chip Anderson who wrote (4786)	2/27/1998 6:07:00 PM
From: JEFF CHAPMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to line up ten shots of tequila. The bartender laughs at the man and tells him it's not such a good idea. The man reassures the bartender, "No, really! Watch how fast I can drink them!!" So, the bartender lines up the shots. The man downs the first five and throws up all over the front of his shirt and his tie. "Oh No!!" the man exclaimed, "My wife is going to kill me. She thinks I am at work. Now she will know that I have been at the bar drinking." The bartender told him not to worry, he had a plan. He said, "This happens all the time. Just put a ten-dollar bill in your pocket. Tell your wife a drunk threw up on you as you left your office and gave you $10 to clean your shirt." The man thought this was a great idea, so he did as the bartender had instructed and then finished the remaining five shots of tequila. When he arrived home his wife immediately asked what had happened. "You smell terrible! What a mess!" To which he replied, "That's okay honey. The drunk who puked on me outside the office building gave me $10 to clean the mess." She reached inside his shirt pocket, pulled out the money and said, "But this is $20." "Oh great!" the man explained, "Because he shit my pants, too!"