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To: Enver who wrote (4877)3/7/1998 7:19:00 PM
From: PMS Witch  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62549
 
While on a cruise ship off the east coast of South America one of the crew noticed a passenger looking out over the sea through a telescope. Since they were many miles beyond any visible land, he asked what she was looking at. Her reply was that since they were near the equator she wanted to be the first passenger to see it. The crewman plucked a hair from his head and stretched it across the front lens. The passenger was delighted to see the equator and remarked that a camel was walking along it. PW.



To: Enver who wrote (4877)3/8/1998 3:00:00 AM
From: bob  Respond to of 62549
 
A woman pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood,
and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she
takes a dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the
attendant:

"Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"

"May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"

"Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"


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