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To: PMS Witch who wrote (4881)	3/7/1998 7:37:00 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

There is this cowboy who wants to find out what this here sixty-nine is all about. So he goes to the local whorehouse and goes up to the madam and says Ma'am I'd like to find out what this here sixty-nine is all about. The Madam says no problem, go to the third door on the left and I'll have one of the ladies take care of you. So he goes into the room and in comes one of the woman. So what can I do for you cowboy? Ma'am, I'd like to find out what this here sixty-nine is all about. No problem, just take off your clothes and get in bed with me. So he does as he is told and she swivels around on him and they start to go at it. After a little while the lady cuts a fart and the cowboy jumps out of the bed, his eyes are watering and he is gauging. The lady says come on get back in the bed. So he gets back in the bed and they start in again. After a few moments goes by the lady farts again! The cowboy jumps out of the bed and this time he's wheezing and sneezing. He quickly puts on his pants and his boots and starts to head for the door. The lady says where are you going, we're not done? The cowboy looks back and says "shucks Ma'am, I ain't going through that sixty-seven more times."

To: PMS Witch who wrote (4881)	3/7/1998 7:45:00 PM
From: Steve LaRiviere	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A man decides to take a vacation in the French Riviera, and as he walks along the deserted beach at sunrise he comes across a corpse of a young woman in the seaweeds. Not seeing anyone around, he runs back to the parking lot where he had seen some phones and calls the police. The police tell him that they will send someone right away and ask him to go stand next to the victim so they can locate it quickly. As the man gets to the corpse, he sees a frenchman on top of it, passionately having sex. As he approaches the frenchman, he screams "What are you doing, you freak! You're screwing a corpse!?!" The frenchman looks at him in horror and gasps, "A corpse!!! Oh my God! I thought she was an American girl!"

To: PMS Witch who wrote (4881)	3/8/1998 2:58:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

be careful what you wish for...!!! although.... ;) A guy walks into a bar, bellies up to the bar next to this huge BIC lighter. This lighter must be 12 inches tall! He asks the bartender, "Where did you get such a large Bic lighter?" The bartender replies: "A genie gave it to me." "Sure, a genie gave it to you," the patron sarcastically retorts. "No, really. See here's the magic lamp where the genie is trapped." The patron asks if he could see the lamp. The bartender hands it over. The patron promptly rubs the lamp and POOF out pops a genie. The genie booms, "He who wakes me will receive 1 wish." The man thinks a while and says, "I want a million bucks!" The genie nods his head, and tells the patron go home and his wish will be fulfilled. So, the man hauls butt towards home. As he rounds the corner he notices that his yard appears to be white. As he gets closer he realizes that the 'white' is what appears to be a million DUCKS. Now he's pissed. He runs back to the bar, confronts the bartender and screams, "I wanted a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!" The bartender casually replies, "Did you think I asked for a 12 inch BIC?"