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To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4884)	3/8/1998 2:57:00 AM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A priest wanted to raise money for his church and being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at an auction the going price for a horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey. He figured since he had it, he might as well enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheet carried the headlines "Priest's Ass Shows." The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races again. This time it won. The papers read "Priest's Ass Out Front." The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in any more races. The newspapers read "Bishop Scratches Priest's Ass." This was just too much for the Bishop so he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a Nun at a nearby convent and the headlines later read "Nun Has Best Ass In Town". The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The papers then stated "Nun Peddles Ass For Ten Bucks". They buried the Bishop the next day.