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To: Jim Craig who wrote (4917)	3/10/1998 3:36:00 PM
From: Bob Bryenton	Respond to of 62567

I thought I could simplify my work by substituting Etch-A-Sketches to those who just can't grasp computers. But they have problems even with this simple device. Therefore, I've compiled this help file: Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create an empty New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I Exit without Saving? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work? A: Stop shaking it.