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To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4937)	3/12/1998 7:24:00 PM
From: duncan moyer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

What is green and lays around the pool? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Patty o'furniture

To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4937)	3/13/1998 9:29:00 AM
From: Father Terrence	Respond to of 62549

A few jokes for you: Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her. Women are so unreasonable! My wife gets mad because every Saturday night I take a bath with bubbles in it. I mean, if Bubbles doesn't mind, why should she? Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them!