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To: George Coyne who wrote (4942)	3/13/1998 9:29:00 AM
From: Buckey	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This thread would be good for those with memory loss <g>

To: George Coyne who wrote (4942)	3/13/1998 12:22:00 PM
From: bob	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!