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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (4967)	3/14/1998 2:29:00 PM
From: Keith Minler	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62589

And under that, I saw: Don't laugh, you're holding the future of the world in your hands!

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (4967)	3/15/1998 12:29:00 AM
From: Eric Eden	Respond to of 62589

Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives!

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (4967)	3/21/1998 6:20:00 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62589

A gay guy walks into a tavern and goes up to the bar with his hands cupped together. He says to the bartender if you can guess what I have in my hands I'll blow you. The bartender says get out of here this is not that kind of bar. The guy says come on, just one little guess. The bartender says, I said to get out of here! The guy says please just one guess. The bartender says all right, an elephant. The gay guy looks at him and says "that's close enough."