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To: ken whited who wrote (4986)	3/16/1998 7:17:00 PM
From: ken whited	Respond to of 62567

"Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password" 10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like <<alt.recreational.catnip>>. 7. Your web browser has a new home page:<http://www.feline.com/>. 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna. 5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog." 4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. 3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II. 2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser. and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password... 1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

To: ken whited who wrote (4986)	3/16/1998 7:24:00 PM
From: ken whited	Respond to of 62567

IF THE BEATLES USED COMPUTERS New lyrics to Beatles Songs TO YESTERDAY Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be, And there's a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly. I pushed something wrong, What it was I could not say. Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away. I knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday.