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To: ken whited who wrote (5066)	3/23/1998 7:38:00 PM
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PET NAMES FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL GENITALIA Buddy II The Chief's Staff Commander in Brief The Erectoral College The Executive Head IRS (Intern Ramming System) Lincoln Room Womb Broom Little Rock McTool (Over 3 Billion Served) Politically Erect Power Pole Presidential Probe Pubic Servant Scandal Handle Top Banana The Ugly Stick West Wing Nut White House Woody

To: ken whited who wrote (5066)	3/23/1998 7:43:00 PM
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Q. Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird? A. The Spread Eagle Q. Whats Lewinsky's favorite bird? A. The swallow Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None, they are to busy screwing the President. Q. Why did Clinton cross the road? A. To get to the intern on the other side, of course Q. What was Lewinsky's position at the white house? A. Head Intern Q. What is Lewinsky's code name in the FBI? A. Deep Throat Q. What is Clinton's favorite toy? A. An Erector Set Q. What is Clinton's favorite card game? A. Poker Q. What is Clinton's favorite T.V. Show? A. Leave it to Beaver Q. What's Bill Clinton's favorite brand of potato chips? A. Lays Q. What office equipment has been distributed to all white house secretaries? A. The Dick-taphone Q. Why would Clinton make a great rowing instructor? A. Because he is so good at say, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke." Q. Why is Clinton such a lousy golfer? A. He likes to take a lot of strokes. Q. What is Clinton's worst nightmare? A. An intern with braces. (I feel your pain) Q. Whats Clinton's Economic forecast? A. A "Bare" Market Q. What does Clinton have in common with a Timex watch? A. It takes a Licking and keeps on Dicking Q. Why did Lewinsky have an affair with Clinton? A. She wanted to get a head in the world. Q. What does clinton do fist thing in the morning? A. Read the HEADlines... Q. How many White House interns does it take to satisfy clinton? A. Nobody knows, he has never been satisfied. Q. What do Sleeping Beauty and Lewinsky have in common? A. Both were Pricked. Q. What do OJ and Clinton have in common? A. Both are lying, bad golfers, who leave a trail of DNA behind. Q. What do Clinton and Starr have in common? A. They are both inclined to extend their probes. Q. What was clinton's last gift to Monica? A. Spot remover. Q. How did they finally bust clinton. A. Monica finally coughed up the evidence.