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To: bob who wrote (5200)	4/4/1998 6:48:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62562

A blond girl was applying for a part time job. During the interview, she was asked: "What was your last position ?" Without hesitation, she replied, "Missionary." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise.I have the same problem with his Father -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A 13 year old was watching a movie on cable TV.A man ripped off a woman's blouse and said, "I want what I want when I want it !" The boy, turned on by the scene and the love-making which followed, finished watching the movie, & decided to try what he had just witnessed on the girl next door, a classmate. He went over to her house, found that her parents weren't home from work yet, and ripped off her blouse; then said, "I want what I want when I want it !" The girl stared at him and cooly replied, "You'll get what I got when I get it !"