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To: Techfan who wrote (5288)	4/14/1998 4:17:00 PM
From: Graystone	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Quitting Smoking (A hick tale by lee (the hick) cooper) or Did he fire six shots ? Sunday - Day 1 - Nothing to It #reply-4029574 Monday - Day 2 - She means well #reply-4029767 Day 3 - This is her fault #reply-4029871 Day 4 - Today She Gets Hers #reply-4029973 Day 5 - What a week #reply-4030052 Day 6 - #reply-4048218 Day 7 - #reply-4048342 Day 8 - #reply-4048478 Great story lee, hope you don't mind having it spread around a bit.

To: Techfan who wrote (5288)	4/14/1998 8:08:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man was approached by coworker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneek into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneeked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"