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To: Techfan who wrote (252)	4/27/1998 3:58:00 PM
From: Power ranger	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

All the President monkeys President Clinton has vehemently denied that he told Monica Lewinsky to lie. " What I actually said," claims the President, "was to lie down." Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex. Clinton worries about getting sex from aides. What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes." A recent poll asked 600 American women if they would sleep with President Clinton. 82% said, "Not anymore." Rumor has it that they might soon rename the President's office "The Oral Office."