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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Egolpi who wrote (5390)	4/27/1998 4:41:00 PM
From: Egolpi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A team of investigative journalists is being shown around a prestigious psychiatric hospital, when one of the reporters comments to the doctor that he noticed they had passed one wing several times without touring it. The doctor explains that this unit houses patients with very unusual sexual dysfunctions, and it would be best if they were allowed their privacy. The reporters agree to keep information 'off the record', so the doctor relents and takes them down the hall. Walking past the first door they are shocked to see a middle-aged patient furiously masterbating. "What's his story, doc", asks one reporter. "Sad case," the doctor replies, "that man has acute seminal congestion and, if he does not ejaculate 12-15 times daily, the fluid will back up into his internal organs, and he will die." The reporters shake their heads sadly, and walk past the next room, where they observe a beautiful young nurse performing fellatio on an obviously aroused male patient. "What's that guy in for doc?" a reporter asks. "Same condition," the doctor answers, "better health plan."