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To: Jim Craig who wrote (5439)	5/1/1998 2:25:00 AM
From: dick williams	Respond to of 62549

When did Pinocio discover he wasn't a real boy? When his hand caught on fire.

To: Jim Craig who wrote (5439)	5/1/1998 2:38:00 PM
From: Yuri Aminov	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals -a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note: DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!"