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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Steven Dopp who wrote (5508)	5/7/1998 2:38:00 PM
From: SER	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Every time a man came into the local pet shop, the female parrot would scream out: "Whatcha doin' tonight, Big Boy?" The owner was particularly embarrassed when a priest came in one day, and the brazen parrot squawked, "Whatcha doin' tonight, Big Boy?" The priest said, "You know, we have two very pious parrots in the rectory. One constantly prays from a prayer book, the other keeps praying with the rosary beads. Maybe if I took this parrot back, their influence would have some effect on her." The owner agreed. The priest took the parrot back and brought her into the room where the two pious parrots were praying. Immediately, she loudly squawked "Whatcha doin' tonight, Big Boy?" The prayer book fell out of one parrots' hands, and he yelled to the other, "Drop the beads! Our prayers have been answered!