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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5618)	5/26/1998 7:22:00 AM
From: Egolpi	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62552

Three southern belles meet for lunch at a gracious restaurant. After the usual pleasantries, the first announces, "I declare, my husband is such a sweetheart, he's going to buy me a brand new Cadillac for my birthday!" Belle #3 coos, "Well, ain't that nice." Belle #2 remarks, "My man, he's such a darlin', he's going to buy me that big white house overlooking the river for our anniversary!" Belle #3 says "Well, ain't that nice.", at which point #1 asks her, "How about you, honey, what's your hubby gonna get you?" Belle #3 responds, "Why he did already! He sent me for ettiquette lessons!" Belle #2 asks, "Ettiquette lessons, what's that?" Belle #3 answers, "Well, I used to say 'you lying bitch', but now I just exclaim 'Ain't that nice'."