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To: xdll who wrote (5753)	6/5/1998 6:53:00 PM
From: DirkZ	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

>>Bible School Blunders >> >>Following is a list of funnies that came out of statements made by >> children at Vacation Bible Schools: >> >>Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. >> >>Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. >> >>Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. >> >>The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery." >> >>Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. >> >>Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. >> >>The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 Decibels. >> >>The epistles were the wives of the apostles >> >>One of the opposums was St. Matthews. >> >>Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage >> >>David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in >>Biblical times. >> >>The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic >> genitals. >> >>A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. >>