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To: jbIII who wrote (5807)	6/10/1998 6:59:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A man with his 7 year old son go to the drug store one day. Walking around the store the young boy notices a display of condoms. Curious, he picks up a two pack and asks his farther in a very inquisitive tone, "Dad what are these for?" Now his dad, being the open mind type, tells his son, "Those are for when you make love to a women. They prevent the women from having babies." His son replies "How come there are only two in the pack?" "Well, those are for high school kids. One for Friday night and one for Saturday night." Curious, the boy picks up a six pack and asks, "Well what are these for?" Quickly, the father responds, "Those are for college kids. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday." Still curious, the boy picks up a twelve pack and asks, "Ok, what are these for?" "Oh", he replies, "those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."