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To: Ron McKinnon who wrote (5874)	6/19/1998 9:50:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

From today's TO THE POINT column in IBD #63: Police shot down a pigeon in South Africa that was laden with uncut diamonds worth $11,320.

To: Ron McKinnon who wrote (5874)	6/19/1998 2:02:00 PM
From: Susan Saline	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Redneck Bud Buddies Two rednecks, Bubba and Cletus, were driving down the road drinking a couple bottles of Bud. Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Cletus. It's a poll-eece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry, Bubba," said Cletus. "We'll just pull over and finish A-drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Cletus. When they finished their beers, they threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on his forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Cletus. "We're on the patch!"