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To: Tomato who wrote (6020)	6/29/1998 7:30:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under endowed women has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra" - it rounds them up and points them in the right direction. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A sailor was using the urinal just as a Marine Drill Sergeant walked in. The swabby buttoned his fly and went for the door. The Sergeant growled after him, "Son, in the Marines they teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss!" Without breaking stride, the sailor replied, "In the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

To: Tomato who wrote (6020)	6/30/1998 12:43:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62551

Here it is ! azcentral.com

To: Tomato who wrote (6020)	6/30/1998 6:33:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Tomato, how about this one: One day Chelsea announces to her parents (Bill and Hilliary) that she has met the nicest boy from West Point named Charles and that her and Charles were getting married. Bill, knowing full well who Charles is called Chelsea aside and told her that she could not marry Charles. Chelsea, now very upset, asked him "Why Not?" Bill replied that a long time ago, he had an affair with Charles' mother and that in reality, Charles was her half brother. Well of course Chelsea was very upset and ran to her room crying. That fall, Chelsea went away to school and at the Christmas break again announced that she had met a very fine boy named David and that she would be getting married. Again, knowing full well who David was, Bill once again called Chelsea aside. Chelsea, knowing what may be coming told Bill that he better not say what she thinks he is going to say. Bill said, "I'm sorry honey. But you can not marry David. I also had an affair with his mother a long time ago. He is your half brother." Now Chelsea was very upset and started crying and again ran to her room. Hilliary, not knowing what was going on followed Chelsea to her room and proceeded to ask her what the problem was. Chelsea explained what happened earlier with Charles and now again with David. Hilliary, being the good mother that she is explained to Chelsea, "Oh honey, don't worry about anything Bubba (that's what she calls him) says. You can marry David and live happily ever after!" "But Mom," Chelsea replied, "I can't marry my half brother!" "Oh don't worry about that" says Hilliary, "Bubba's not really your father!"