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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6021)	6/29/1998 7:43:00 PM
From: Prasanna L Soni	Respond to of 62550

There once was a guy from beirut, Who found seven huge warts on his root, He put acid on these, And now, when he pees, He's got to finger the thing like a flute. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx :-)

To: John Messbauer who wrote (6021)	6/29/1998 8:54:00 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

The President was not happy. Someone had written a nasty remark about him, in large yellow letters in the snow outside the Whitehouse. He called in the Chief of the Secret Service and gave him one hour to solve the crime. An hour later there was a knock on the Oval Office door and in walked the Chief with a cheeky smile on his face. "Good news and bad news Mr President. First the good news. The sample we took from the snow matched perfectly with the Vice President." The President swore and complained bitterly about how much he had done for that man. How he was going to fire him. How his political career was going to be ruined. "Sir there is still the bad news." said the Chief nervously. "If that is the good news what is the bad news?" the President thundered. "Well..." said the chief... "The hand writing in the snow matches your wife's perfectly."