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To: csmallwood who wrote (4021)	6/30/1998 11:37:00 PM
From: Doc Horror	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 43774

Since it's late and not too many people will scroll back for this one, I will also leave you all with another funny joke.... * JOKE * Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed doing what girls and wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs and says "you're probably the best love I've ever had, but every time we make love you give me splinters" This remark bothers Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he seeks advice from Geppetto, who suggests that a bit of sandpaper may "smooth out" Pinocchio's relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanks his creator and goes on his way. A couple weeks later, Geppetto runs into Pinocchio at the hardware store, where his little wooden friend is buying all the sandpaper in stock. "So Pinocchio," Geppetto remarks, "things must be going pretty damned good with the girls, eh?" "Girls?" answers Pinocchio. "Who needs girls?" :o) Doc

To: csmallwood who wrote (4021)	7/1/1998 9:29:00 AM
From: DealMaker	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 43774

OK, so I was power-trading from my 286 laptop in my hotel room.... when I decided to order a meal from hotel room service; here how it went (I'm playing the Guest): Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine" RS: "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS: "San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G: "You're welcome" ---------------- Word to the wise.......spell-checking this document will crash your word-processor.... Well, gotta go run some errands..... P.S. Anybody know where I can buy 20 rolls of coarse sandpaper for a Power-Sander? DM