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To: .com who wrote (6168)	7/15/1998 7:00:00 PM
From: DIANA JACKSON	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

There was an old man at the cemetery crying at a grave site why did you die, why did you die? A young man observe the old man crying out. This went on for weeks,the young man said to the old man someone very dear must be buried here. The old man replied, I didn't even know him. The young man asked then why are you crying why did you die, why did you die? Because this where my wife first husband is buried.

To: .com who wrote (6168)	7/22/1998 1:58:00 PM
From: SJS	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Hidden gems: _______________________ Windows95 1.Right Click on the Desktop. 2.Select New... then Folder. 3.Name the folder "and now, the moment you've all been waiting for". 4.Right Click on the folder and rename it to "we proudly present for your viewing pleasure". 5.Rename it again to "The Microsoft Windows 95 Product Team!" 6.Open the folder and the Windows 95 credits will be displayed. The folder will remain around so anytime you want to view the credits again, all you have to do is re-open the folder. NT 3.51 1.Go to the Main Menu and select Control Panel. 2.From Control Panel, select Desktop. 3.Select Open GL 3D text as your screen saver type. 4.Click on Options to configure the settings for the screen saver. 5.Change the text that the screen saver will display to "I love NT". 6.Either wait for the screen saver to come up or hit test. The names of all of the programmers will float in and out in 3D Text. Excel 95 1.Start Microsoft Excel for Windows 95 2.Use the Right Arrow Key to move to the right until the box in the scroll bar at the bottom of the screen JUST hits the right side of the scroll bar. When the box hits the right side of the scroll bar, stop. DON'T use the mouse for this step. 3.Use the Down Arrow Key to move down until the cursor is on the 95th row. 4.Select the row. It's okay to use the mouse now. 5.Go to the Help menu and click on About Microsoft Excel. 6.Hold the Ctrl and Shift keys and click on the Tech Support button. 7.A window will pop up titled "The Hall of Tortured Souls". It's a 3-D DOOM-like engine that you can move around in using the arrow keys. You can even look up and down using the C and D keys. Scrolling along the walls are the names of the Excel programmers.