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To: emidio who wrote (6264)	7/24/1998 9:51:00 AM
From: Carlpp	Respond to of 62581

A married couple was shopping in Saudi Arabia. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Arab accent say, "Hey, You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Arab said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel," Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Arab man replied, "Just try them on," Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally consented to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years---raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Arab man, threw him on a table and started tearing at the guy's pants. All the time the Arab was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!".