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To: On the QT who wrote (6412)	8/7/1998 11:54:00 AM
From: Henry Volquardsen	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

I suspect that one is not true, at least not on specifics. I saw the same 'transcript' for the first time several years ago. At that time it was the Nimitz vs Australians. I have heard several versions since.

To: On the QT who wrote (6412)	8/7/1998 7:09:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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