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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6413)	8/7/1998 3:03:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 62549

Another Clinton Scandal! theonion.com

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6413)	8/7/1998 8:05:00 PM
From: On the QT	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

This may not be humorous as it is coincidental. Again I don't know if this is absolutely true: Consider this.... Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Here is an interesting one.... Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names comprise fifteen letters. Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker, A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot he was making merry with Marilyn Monroe.