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To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (6501)8/23/1998 6:53:00 AM
From: Lurker  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
<<What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?>>

Hmmmm, I don't have a mistress. So, I don't know.

Oh, wait a minute! The President has a mistress. Let's see. . . Hillary and Monica, Monica and and Hillary . . .

I got it!

A wife helps you get ahead.
A mistress helps you get head.

A wife will smoke a cigar with you.
A mistress will masturbate with you using a cigar.